To all the ladies…. :)

September 6, 2005 · Filed under funny ^_^

A WOMAN’S (REAL) PRAYER:

Now I lay me Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no eyebags
And please lift my breast and butt
Before it sags.

Please no age spots
Please no gray hair
And as for the fats  in my belly,
Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you’ve done.

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